YUMMY

YUMMY





For the past month, I've been, and am still, as pricky as a hedgehog and mild as Naga Jolokia chilli.

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Anyway, last Wednesday night, I was surfing the TV channels randomly. Well, it is holidays, afterall. For these past couple of weeks, I'm glued to the TV set more than I've ever been for the year 2008. Having no target shows in mind, I settled on a local reality show.

This guy on the show was on the lookout for a job and, through the help of the media, became a Sushi apprentice. And, oh! When I saw the sushi rolls, something magical took place! Out of nowhere, my mind got saturated with delicious images of sushi rolls and handrolls. My heart fluttered, and the stomach lurched and churned. I was sold; hook, line, and sinker.

FOOOOD! SUUU-SHI! I NEED SUSHI NOW! NOW!!! I NEED IT! I'M DYING! I'M DYING! I'M DYING! SOMEBODY, QUICK! BRING ME SOME SUSHI! PUT THEM INTO MY MOUTH, NOW! I'M DYING ALREADY, DAMN IT! QUICK! QUICK! QUICK!


It was totally crazy. The craving was so unbelievably strong and overwhelming that if I didn't know better, I would have thought I'm pregnant. Gah! I was even salivating! I could taste the vinegar-soaked Calrose rice already! With Green horseradish and Soya Sauce! Ajitsuke Idako Gunkan Sushi! Ebi Nigiri Sushi! Tako Nigiri Sushi! Chuka Hotate Gunkan Sushi! Shime Saba Nigiri Sushi! Kanikama Nigiri Sushi! Amaebi Nigiri Sushi! Tamago Nigiri Sushi! Fried Hotate! Gyoza! Kani Tempura! Soft Shell Crab Temaki-Zushi! Unagi Nigiri Sushi! Anago Nigiri Sushi! All 5 of my senses were clouded with sushi! I can hear it! I can touch it! I can see it! I can feel it! I can taste it! OHOHOH! Somebody, help! Someone's dying! AHHH!!!