While eating dinner just now, a random thought struck me.
I wonder, why can't we TELEPORT???
I mean, hey, imagine the numerous benefits!
I mean, hey, imagine the numerous benefits!
1) More sleep. Need to report to work at 8am? Simple. Wake up at 730am. Take a shower, have a quick breakfast, dress up, and at 7.55am, VOILA!!!
2) Less air pollution. Simple. No burning of fossil fuel. No carbon emission. Goodbye, global warming.
3) Less money spent on transportation. SMRT and Transitlink wanna rise price again?? NEVER AGAIN!
4) More arable land to be used for recreational / commercial / public purpose.
More parks. More playgrounds. More cinemas. More shopping malls. More sports stadiums. More houses. Enough said.
5) No COE. No road tax. No ERP. Enough said.
6) HDB prices may go down. (refer to point 4)
7) Lesser deaths. Due to nil probability of road / car accidents.
7) Lesser deaths. Due to nil probability of road / car accidents.
Of course, there are pros and cons. It would be total havoc if people are able to teleport as and when and where they like. Therefore, to deter uninvited guests, something akin to the firewall can be set up? For example, in order to teleport into my flat, a password is needed. Or maybe recite a tongue-twister backwards. Or maybe executing mambo-jambo techno dance steps to the tune of We Are The World.
Of course again, this would lead to the question of security and the possibility of hackers. But then again, it is another problem for another day.
You know what? I think I've just found the PERFECT solution to the worries of the average Singaporean.
Forget the 4 Tans.
Vote for me.
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