FUNNY YET TRUE...


Was surfing around Facebook late last night, and was exploring Stickers, when I came across some tongue-in-cheek quotes. They're funny, and surprisingly, some of them make some sense. The rest, well, they're just totally funny.


"Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one."

"When I grow up, I wanna be like me."

"Anyone ever noticed that the word "studying" is actually "student" and "dying" put together?"

"I do know it all, it's just that I can't remember or recall it all at once."

"One of the toughest things in life, is to decide when to give up, and when to just try harder."

"Isn't it ironic? The way we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us?"

"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"

"For every girl with a broken heart.. There's a guy with a glue gun."

"Don't ever fall for anyone, unless that person is willing to catch you."

"Don't marry someone whom you can live with; marry someone whom you can't live without."

"Live the life you love. Love the life you live."

"The only reason why people hold on to memories so tightly is because they are the only things that remain unchanged when everything else does."

"Good thing I brought my library card... I'm CHECKING you OUT!"

"One of the greatest mistakes you can make in life is to be continually feeling you are one, or perpetually fearing that you will make one."

"The only things in life you will regret are the risks you did not take."

"Don't ever let anyone tell you you can't do something. You are the only person who should be able to decide what you are or aren't capable of doing."

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take. It's measured by the number of moments that take our breath away."

"Tell me I can't, and I'll show you I can."

"The consumption of alcohol makes you think you're whispering when you are not."

"I don't forgive people because I'm weak. I forgive them because I'm strong enough to know that everyone makes mistakes."

"You can't change the past. But you can ruin the present and the future by dwelling in it."

"I AM in shape. Round is a shape."

"Sometimes I wonder, ''Why is that frisbee getting BIGGER and BIGGER'... And then it hits me."

"Be the change you wish to see in this world."