DAY OF LEARNING


BOY: Are you sine squared?
GIRL: ?
BOY: I'm cosine squared. Together, you and I are one.

BOY: Can I integrate you?
GIRL: Why?
BOY: Because I want to be under your curves.

How lame can these pick-up lines get?! Seriously! I nearly died laughing. And if anything, it goes to show that mathematicians are bad romantics. Haha.

But there's something about lame jokes. They always never fail to tickle my funny bone. And, of course, repeating lame jokes to un-suspicious targets and seeing their "duh" (-_-") face makes it all so entertaining and worth-while. It's twice as fun if they look so terribly torn deliberating between pulling their hair out in frustration first, or strangling your scrawny neck first.


Anyway, yesterday was a day of learning.

For the first time in my life, I learnt that prolonged pressing the # key on the mobile phone keypad actually makes it go into "silent" mode or "general" mode. Yes, I'm slow, I know! AND DH told me something yesterday evening before service that made me go OHMYGOSH!

Oh, crap!