Thursday, 2 August 2007

SPOILERS


If you're one of those who hate spoilers, and are a keen fanatic of suspense; if you're one of those who prefer not knowing the final score of football matches before watching repeat broadcasts; if you're one of those who would rather not know the ending of movies before watching it --- kindly navigate your mouse pointer to the top right hand corner and feel free to click on the x button.

Conversely, if you - like me - are one of those who loath being kept in suspense, and believes that surprise is one thing, while suspense is totally another, here you go.

I know this is pretty late, but... ... ...

HARRY POTTER!!!


1) Voldemort kills Professor Charity Burbage, who teaches Muggle Studies, for an article she wrote on Muggles.
2) Hedwig, Harry's owl, is killed in a cross-fire.
3) George Weasley got one of his ears sliced off by a curse.
4) Mad-Eye Moody dies early into the story. Hit by a Killing Curse and fell off his broom.
5) Scrimgeour, the Minister of Magic, is confirmed as dead.
6) Death Eaters take control over Ministry of Magic.
7) Lupin and Tonks got married.
8) Wormtail, otherwise known as Peter Petigrew, for showing momentary mercy to Harry, was strangled to death by his own silver hand which was betrothed by Voldemort in an earlier book.
9) Dobby, the house-elf, dies.
10) Tonks is pregnant and gives birth to a baby boy - who is like a metamorphmagus like her - and christens him Teddy Remus Lupin.
11) Harry becomes God-father to Teddy Remus Lupin.
12) Ted Tonks, Nymphadora Tonk's father, is killed.
13) Percy Weasley makes up with the family and patches up.
14) Fred Weasley gets blown up and dies.
15) Lupin and Tonks die.
16) Colin Creevy dies.
17) Snape gets bitten on the neck by Nagini and dies.
18) Harry is one of the horcuxes, and so is Nagini, Ravenclaw's Diadem (in the Room of Requirements), Hufflepuff's Cup (in Bellatrix's Gringott Vault) and Slytherin's Locket (in the possession of the toady ex-professor, Umbridge).
19) Harry GETS KILLED by a Killing Curse casted by Voldemort (!!!)
20) Harry hangs out with Dumbledore for a short while, had a chat, and comes back to life.
21) Neville Longbottom slices off Nagini's head.
22) Voldemort's own Killing Curse rebounds on Harry, therefore killing himself. (Duh)

Epilogue:
1) Neville Longbottom becomes a Hogwarts Professor, teaching - of course - Herbology.

2) Ron marries Hermione, and together they bring forth 2 children - Rose and Hugo.
3) Harry marries Ginny and have 3 kids - Lily Potter, James Potter, and Albus Severus Potter.
4) Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius.
5) After Harry saved Draco's life, the enmity between the Potters and Malfoys seems to have ceased. This is evident by the slight nod of acknowledgment which Draco Malfoy gave to Harry on Platform 3 and 1quarters, when they were there to send off their children on Hogwarts Express.

AND, FINALLY, THE MOMENT OF TRUTH... ... ...
1) Snape works for the side of the good --- for Dumbledore.
2) Snape has been carrying a torch for Lily Evans since school days
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And, the final lines of the book are... ... ...
"The scar had not pained Harry for 19 years. All was well."



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