PICKUP LINES. SURE TO WORK.
2) I would like to pray with you.
3) You know Jesus? Me too!
4) God told me to come talk to you. There must be a reason, and now I know why.
5) I know of a church where we could go to, and have a nice conversation together meanwhile.
6) How about a hug, sister?
7) Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
8) Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug.
9) Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11.
10) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
11) What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
12) I am here for you.
13) The Word says "Give drinks to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry." How about dinner?
14) You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
15) Do you want to come over and watch the Ten Commandments tonight?
16) Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
17) Would you happen to know a Christian woman (man) that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
18) Nice bracelet (WWJD). What would Jesus date? I mean "do."
19) Do you believe in Divine appointments?
20) Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie before?
21) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
22) My friend told me to come and meet you. He said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him too. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
23) You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian.
24) You know what? Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
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As he walked alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look, just in time to see a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw the bear closing in on him. He tried to run even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer.
His heart was pumping frantically as he tried to run even faster, but he tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up and saw the bear right on top of him raising his paw to kill him.
At that instant, he cried out, "Oh my God!"
Just then, time stopped...
The bear froze; the forest was silent; even the river stopped moving.
A bright light shone upon the man, and a voice came out of the sky, saying, "You deny My existence all of these years; teach others I don't exist; even credit My creation to a cosmic accident, and now do you expect Me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist, ever so proud, looked into the light and said, "It would be rather hypocritical to ask to be a Christian after all these years. But could you make the bear a Christian?"
"Very well." said the voice.
As the light went out, the river ran, the sounds of the forest continued, and the bear put his paw down.
The man breathed a sigh of relief.
Then the bear brought both paws together, bowed his head and said: "Lord, I thank You for this food, which I am about to receive."
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