HOW TRUE


Was, as usual, visiting blogs when I spotted this interesting entry:


THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER EVER HEAR FROM A WORLD CUP COMMENTATOR:

1) "This game is proudly sponsored by Kotex."

2) "Look at those shapely thighs! And oh gosh, aren't the washboard abs absolutely jaw-dropping??!!"

3) "It's not about winning or losing. It's all about fostering friendship, making new ones, and having fun!"

4) "Gosh! Don't the guys look manly and macho when they're all covered in sweat?"

5) "How I wish he'll take off his jersey and hug me like he does to his teammates!"

6) "Yawn... What's the kick in watching twenty-plus grown ups running around a football pitch chasing after a ball?"

7) "Cool beans! Look at that big tummy of his!"

8) "Alamak! How can red card one? Referee kelong ah!!!"


and last but not least (I've been kind enough to save the best for the last),


9) "And now, let us bring our hands together and welcome the team from Singapore!!!"



Haha!!!