REALLY THINK TOO MUCH

Some people just don't learn their lessons. Think too much, for one.



On Monday, I was having dinner at JP with 2 friends. After dinner, we went shopping around the mall. Something on a display window caught my attention, and my gaze lingered on it. I threw my head over the shoulder and continued looking at it while walking. My mind was clearly elsewhere. Satisfied, I turned back faceward. And BAM! A person's face came right into view. I was taken aback.

His features were delicate, yet distinctive. His jawline was sharp. He was deliberately unshaven, with stubs jabbing out, giving him a slightly rugged look; but at the same time, he eludes a clean demeanor. He has a set of masculine, beautiful eyes. In fact, they were so mesmerizing that it's the first thing that I noticed.

Extending his hand out, he handed me a small package. He said something else too, but it was out of earshot because of the surrounding noises.

My gaze fell on the little package. Affronted, I frowned sharply and shot him The Look. I was thoroughly disgusted, and not to mention, rudely insulted. THE AUDACITY! How dare he! The gall of him! AND in full view of the public! THE AUDACITY! RIDICULOUS! OUTRAGEOUS! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO? HOW DARING OF HIM! THIS IS BEYOND RUDE!

The gears in my brain started running quickly, trying to formulate the best way out. If any, the best response - in my opinion, that is - would be this. Why? Firstly, my integrity would be safeguarded. Secondly, it would set him back into place. Who does he think he is? Humphrey Bogart? And a real gentleman is one who treats women with respect!

I threw him a flashing smile. Took the package from his hands. Plonked it into my bag. Said "Thanks". Turned my head. Walked away with a dissing aura.



Later that night, while in the train on the way home, I took it out again for a closer inspection.






DANG!






It's a condom facial mask sample!

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Anyway, Segar brought a pack of marshmellow to lesson on Tuesday.
It's the nicest marshmellow I've tasted on earth to date!





Ahhhh... Gahgahgah! Yes, indeed. It lies not. It's truly "straight from heaven".

Forgot to ask Segar about it, but does anyone has any idea where can this be found?