I'M INNOCENT. NOT MY FAULT. REALLY.


Sian. Guess what???!!!


I entered the Gents in school last Friday afternoon!!! NOT ON PURPOSE!!!


AND I HAD NO IDEA I'M IN THE WRONG SIDE OF CAMP.


Totally none. Not even the slightest inkling.


Swinging open the door with my left forearm, I marched purposefully and hurriedly towards the sink. So, there I was - washing my dirtied left hand, and combing my hair with my right - blissfully unaware and totally oblivious to the fact that I stuck out like a sore thumb.

AND FROM THE REFLECTION ON THE MIRROR, I WAS STILL HONESTLY WONDERING WHY ON EARTH WAS THE GUY ON MY RIGHT LOOKING AT ME WITH SUCH A BEWILDERED LOOK OH HIS FACE!!!


He looked super amused, lah! His eyes widened and his mouth hang open in surprise, okie? And he locked his gaze on me for like, 10 whole seconds, you know??!! And there I was, determinedly pretending to look unperturbed, while all the while in my heart I was like, "Huh? See what see? So strange to wash my hands, meh? Never see people wash hands before, ah?"


And I think there was also this other guy. If I'm not mistaken, he was facing the wall when yours truly stormed in like Xena the warrior princess, so I believe he was using the urinal.

Gosh.



And if he was, then I'm sure that he did not wash his hands. Maybe he was intimidated by my presence and dared not approach the sink. Hohoho!


And I only realized that I'm in the Gents after I was done washing my hands. I was just so clueless, okie? Turning around and starting towards the door, my eyes nearly popped out of their socket when I realized - to my horror - that the tiles on the wall are BLUE, and not PINK. And FINALLY, it hit me. And I noticed a fact that I had failed to recognize a mere second ago. Why are there guys in a supposedly female toilet???

By then, the 2 gentlemen - who seemed to have finally recovered from shock - were starting to walk out of the door. Thinking quickly, I deftly sneaked behind them and hid behind their back, hoping that no students or lecturers will notice a gal walking out of the Gents.


Ahhh!!! Paiseh, lah!!!



Luckily I did not drink too much water on that fateful day. I don't doubt the fact that I might even unknowingly use the cubicles if I did.


I can be such a klutz at times. Geez...