Saturday, 31 December 2005

TOP 10 PUT-OFFS OF THE YEAR

1) Mr. Toot Toot Durian & his infamous gold tap (#*&%!^*!!!)

2) Annoying sales assistants who keep within 1m radius of you even though you've said repeatedly & in the most civil manner you could muster, "Thanks... But I'm just looking around" (READ: I don't intend to purchase anything). But they just trail behind you anyway

3) Commuters who simply refuse to move to the back of the bus or to the middle of the train, but clamour around the exit instead even though the station they're alighting at is 10 stops away

4) Those people without a backbone who find it absolutely necessary to lean on MRT poles even when it's the peak hours. Fancy feigning ignorance when others are trying to maintain their balance on the fast-moving train

5) Poorly-mannered cashiers who don't even look at you, much less give you a smile. More infuriating is when they give a mere nod when you say "Thank you" to them. Isn't it supposed to be the other way round??!!

6) People who stepped onto your toes & act blur

7) Impatient individuals who rush into the train without first waiting for the commuters to alight

8) Hot-tempered parents who hit their children in public, only to make them wail louder & cry faster (For goodness sake, why don't you try crying & I whack you instead?)

9) People who take their own sweet time walking & block the path of the others behind (I'm a speedy walker)

10) Ungentleman-ly men


P.S. 11) Those who did not give me even a tiny wheeny bit of chocolate for the entire year

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